Small Talk

Sarage · Unread post by **Sarage** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:13 pm

[quote:18isooai][u:18isooai]Quote by: Jayson[/u:18isooai]So I look out the window at my truck at 3:00 AM. I looked very shiney. Then, I thought "I live on a dirt road, my truck can't be shiney." Sure enough, it wasn't. Someone had wrapped my vehicle like a leftover. Revenge? Oh yes, it's coming...[/quote:18isooai]

So I hear through the grapevine that I am a possible suspect. I am appalled by your assumption that I would wrap your car like a leftover. I know where you live, Mr. Leff. If any damage is done to my vehicle in retaliation to your car, you will pay dearly; times 50, times 50, times 500. I hope we have an understanding, Mr. Leff.

Unread post by **Jayson** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:37 pm

[quote:2imye17a][u:2imye17a]Quote by: Sarage[/u:2imye17a][quote:2imye17a][u:2imye17a]Quote by: Jayson[/u:2imye17a]So I look out the window at my truck at 3:00 AM. I looked very shiney. Then, I thought "I live on a dirt road, my truck can't be shiney." Sure enough, it wasn't. Someone had wrapped my vehicle like a leftover. Revenge? Oh yes, it's coming...[/quote:2imye17a]

So I hear through the grapevine that I am a possible suspect. I am appalled by your assumption that I would wrap your car like a leftover. I know where you live, Mr. Leff. If any damage is done to my vehicle in retaliation to your car, you will pay dearly; times 50, times 50, times 500. I hope we have an understanding, Mr. Leff.[/quote:2imye17a]

Okay, since when are hoebags allowed to post on these forums?

Sara, you should go back to public bathrooms and write your prices and numbers there - where they belong. Now it's going to cost me $225,000 a night? Ridiculous, I'm not paying that much especially when I can get someone for less than a half a percent of that.

Sarage · Unread post by **Sarage** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:18 pm

[quote:2s3b6bis][u:2s3b6bis]Quote by: Jayson[/u:2s3b6bis][quote:2s3b6bis][u:2s3b6bis]Quote by: Sarage[/u:2s3b6bis][quote:2s3b6bis][u:2s3b6bis]Quote by: Jayson[/u:2s3b6bis]So I look out the window at my truck at 3:00 AM. I looked very shiney. Then, I thought "I live on a dirt road, my truck can't be shiney." Sure enough, it wasn't. Someone had wrapped my vehicle like a leftover. Revenge? Oh yes, it's coming...[/quote:2s3b6bis]

So I hear through the grapevine that I am a possible suspect. I am appalled by your assumption that I would wrap your car like a leftover. I know where you live, Mr. Leff. If any damage is done to my vehicle in retaliation to your car, you will pay dearly; times 50, times 50, times 500. I hope we have an understanding, Mr. Leff.[/quote:2s3b6bis]

Okay, since when are hoebags allowed to post on these forums?

Sara, you should go back to public bathrooms and write your prices and numbers there - where they belong. Now it's going to cost me $225,000 a night? Ridiculous, I'm not paying that much especially when I can get someone for less than a half a percent of that.[/quote:2s3b6bis]

You will die.

Unread post by **sean d.g.** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:01 pm

$250,000!!!!!! Hell boys, check out my rates. HJ: $5, BJ: $10, DVDA: $45 (except for eric and his friends it's only $30

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Unread post by **WAD** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:00 pm

Is anybody up for anything tonight or are you guys all getting a good night sleep for tmw?

Unread post by **Eric** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:31 pm

I'm not fuckin sleeping. I don't have to ride tomorrow!

If only Kevin could read this - the new Youngblood CD is amazing. So sad I won't be home to see it when it arrives.

Unread post by **WAD** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:44 am

So how was the trip?
Grant the ARAS tunnel is now a restricted place. The Ice buildup caused it to fall in around bay 30 and is still coming down. when it happened it cut power to all the cranes for about 2 hours. I which I sat and did nothing.

Unread post by **singularity** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:50 am

The trip was merely a small feeler into the world of ragbrai. Next year we are getting enormous corporate sponsorship.

INCLUDING
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1. Chuck Norris
2. Busses
3. Helicoptors
4. Slave girls
5. Lance Armstrong chained among the slave girls
6. Chapstick sponsorship
7. Wild jerseys
8. A sweet bus for the band to play on top of
9. Hookers and blow
10. blackjack
11. actually, forget about the blackjack
12. rocket launchers
13. (so those stupid jackasses who crashed into grant and myself could be atomized instead)
14. those bike treadmill things that grant was talking about so we can train all winter
15. did I mention FUCKING CHUCK NORRIS?!?
16. a slutty road crew (that won't be in coralville watching lady in the water instead of supporting us)
17. dancing girls
18. a tank
19. I need a road bike
20. Sponsorship from Monster energy drink, Snap on tools, Nike, Adidas, Mcdonalds, arbys, several venezulean drug lords, WalMart, Trojan, Zildjin, and other sweet sponsors
21. I'm out bitches

Unread post by **grant** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:06 am

Reads good buddy, we definitely need to get Chuck on board this thing to be successful.

Unread post by **Dan** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:31 am

You know you had the best road crew ever.

Unread post by **Eric** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:30 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WATCH THIS

[url:351vd83t]http://www.wowsource.info/index.php/download[/url:351vd83t]

Sarage · Unread post by **Sarage** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:56 pm

[quote:3kxi0mbl][u:3kxi0mbl]Quote by: Eric[/u:3kxi0mbl]BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WATCH THIS

[url:3kxi0mbl]http://www.wowsource.info/index.php/download[/url:3kxi0mbl][/quote:3kxi0mbl]

I believe Eric is calling you gay Dan! How dare he!

Unread post by **WAD** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:46 pm

This reminds me of a incedent that took place, namly someone zipping someones pants up wit their lips. but they got 20 bucks

Unread post by **Jayson** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:08 pm

[quote:hhwetuke][u:hhwetuke]Quote by: WAD[/u:hhwetuke]This reminds me of a incedent that took place, namly someone zipping someones pants up wit their lips. but they got 20 bucks[/quote:hhwetuke]

I'm glad I always have a bitch to pay to do that kind of stuff. How do you make your money, Dan? That's right, bitch.

Unread post by **WAD** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:37 pm

Ok I heard a good pick up line today

M: Do you like motorcycles?

F: Yes

M: Well you are going to love a ride on this fatboy

Unread post by **Dan** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:10 pm

Hah, nice

Unread post by **WAD** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:48 pm

Oh David is in trouble http://ktiv.com/News/index.php?ID=3269

Unread post by **Dan** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:40 pm

This will probably affect more faculty members than students, you dont see too many kids smoking right outside of buildings.

Unread post by **Eric** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:34 pm

This just in - I ALMOST lost the poo/fart gamble like 2 seconds ago!

Unread post by **Jayson** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:11 am

[quote:11qyvanp][u:11qyvanp]Quote by: Eric[/u:11qyvanp]This just in - I ALMOST lost the poo/fart gamble like 2 seconds ago![/quote:11qyvanp]

I was drove home tonight (or this morning) at about 3:30 AM. I think I lost the gamble 3 times in a row. Somehow, when I was in Hinton, I took a wrong turn and drove all the way to Merrill. I said to myself "You've got to be shitting me." And little did I know... literally, I was. I'll clean it up tomorrow though 'cause shit, I am pooped.

Unread post by **Dan** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:57 am

Ive yet to lose the gamble.

Unread post by **grant** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:06 am

same here

Unread post by **WAD** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:25 pm

[quote:28tialer][u:28tialer]Quote by: Grant[/u:28tialer]same here[/quote:28tialer]

Same here

Unread post by **$KrazyK$** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:46 pm

YO YO YO, I'm all set up at school. Its pretty cool, I have my own room and both of my bikes are here with me too. Its nice, you guys should check it out sometime. Well, im out...later

Unread post by **Eric** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:01 pm

If I ever get the Jeep back, I'll come visit some weekend.

Unread post by **Dan** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:38 pm

Yeah, maybe we'll make a road trip sometime, Ive only been to Ames once, and that was like 5 years ago.

Unread post by **grant** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:32 am

I went mountain biking in stone park yesterday morning, I broke my chain and had to hike about a mile with my bike.

Unread post by **$KrazyK$** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:55 am

Ouch, that sucks. Did you happen to make it up to Mount Lucia?

Unread post by **Eric** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:45 pm